Moon-foolery and -Battery

*Moonery: (a goatard: goat word) is defined as conduct indicative of barking (or yodeling, whining, yapping, etc.) moonbats.

Hence, moon-foolery and moon-battery are words related to the repetitive behaviors commonly displayed by moonbats (whether barking or drooling as they stare into empty space) characterized by erratic displays of empty rhetoric and/or foolishly irresponsible, hypocritical and out-of-control emots (not to be confused with ewoks) --so obsessed with hating George W. Bush (see Perish the Thought) that their otherwise "normal" (using the word loosely, of course) demeanor may best be described as "ain't-got-no-clue-(spewcussfusshyperventilate)-now-where-did-I-put-my-glasses?"

Personifications: Teddy Kennedy. Howard Dean. Al Gore. Hillary Clinton.

More Goatards from the Net

It had to be one of those laid-back cool-your-hooves-daze for someone to go word-hunting ...... Couldn't have been Gull (she's been layed up a while) or Fanci (she's been horsing around out west). Must have been Izz or Ethan who head up our speak-in-tongues-when-all-else-fails corps! Anyway -- here's a few goatards to tide you over.

1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do

3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage

4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with

5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate

6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living

8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist

9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does

10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money

11. MISTY: How golfers create divots

12. PARADOX: Two physicians

13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm

15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with

16. PRIMATE: removing your spouse from in front of the TV

17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring

18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife

19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does

20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official

Thanks to my friends over at Perish for sending these tidbits to masticulate!!!

New Word 2006

Odiferous: odorous, skanky, ewwwwwwwww, smelly, gagable.

Get the picture? It's another goatism.

Get used to'um.

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Banished Words 2006

Words words words.

I've *masticulated* many a word this year.

Not as many as the folks up at the nation's smallest state institution, however.

Guess with all that cold weather and a student body of only 3,000 up in the finger of Michigan -- there has to be a lot of interest in hot air.

Here's the link to their list of Words Banished in 2006. Never used too many of them myself.

Discerning Goats are more interested in making news than breaking news. My counter-parts in the MSM have the monopoly on "breaking" news, anyway.

Did I say "breaking? "

Baaaa-haaaa-haaaaa. They annihilate it daily.