Moon-foolery and -Battery

*Moonery: (a goatard: goat word) is defined as conduct indicative of barking (or yodeling, whining, yapping, etc.) moonbats.

Hence, moon-foolery and moon-battery are words related to the repetitive behaviors commonly displayed by moonbats (whether barking or drooling as they stare into empty space) characterized by erratic displays of empty rhetoric and/or foolishly irresponsible, hypocritical and out-of-control emots (not to be confused with ewoks) --so obsessed with hating George W. Bush (see Perish the Thought) that their otherwise "normal" (using the word loosely, of course) demeanor may best be described as "ain't-got-no-clue-(spewcussfusshyperventilate)-now-where-did-I-put-my-glasses?"

Personifications: Teddy Kennedy. Howard Dean. Al Gore. Hillary Clinton.