The Gabby Goat Gazette

It's a wilderness out there.

Gabby Goat and his herd have a way of munching through the madness -- a bonefide alternative to butting your head against the nearest tree -- be it politics, 5:00 traffic or things that make you just wanna paw the ground and snort.

And for most every excuse or 25-cent word some jerk jerkles, Gabby will likely come up with an goatard, i.e., a goat word, to fit the occasion.

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Obama's 60 States

Never underestimate the power of The One.



He plans to stuff the ballot boxes in 10 new states (which he will create on November 3):

Old New York,
Old New Hampshire,
Old New Mexico,
East Dakota,
West Dakota,
East Carolina,
West Carolina,
North Virginia,
South Virginia,
East Virginia.

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