The Gabby Goat Gazette

It's a wilderness out there.

Gabby Goat and his herd have a way of munching through the madness -- a bonefide alternative to butting your head against the nearest tree -- be it politics, 5:00 traffic or things that make you just wanna paw the ground and snort.

And for most every excuse or 25-cent word some jerk jerkles, Gabby will likely come up with an goatard, i.e., a goat word, to fit the occasion.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Naginize THIS!


To Naginize or Naginizing: the ability to be held unaccountable for negative calamity; the failure to act proactively in the face of pending disaster; to shirk responsibility for what may happen within an elected official's jurisdiction, unless it involves taking credit or blaming others; alternately wringing hands or sitting on them. Alternate definition: to draw a Blanco.


Our philosophy: To be ever diligent in our figurative search for words that imply more than their literal meaning. Going where no lexicographers have gone before. Spanning the globe for -isms and concepts within context. Breeching the void when words fail. Uttering sounds before their time. Or something to that effect.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep the goatards coming!

March 05, 2006 2:02 PM  

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