It's all about goats ---

We're everywhere and part of everything. You may not recognize us. We like it that way. We lurk and stealth. We manipulate and control every industry, every organization, every structure within society. Every society. Sometimes we change a vowel or two to throw off those who try to horn in on our power base. Here are a few examples of our influence and might.

Glass-Bottom Goat
"Murder She Goat"
Post-it Goat
Fur Goat
"The Goatfather"
"The Goatfather II"
"The Goatfather III"
Goatmeal Cookies
Department of Goater Vehicles
"Sewing your Wild Goats"
Ringoat Starr
B.F. Goatrich
The Pearly Goats
Harlem Goattrotters
"You've goat mail"

And you thought we only munched kudzu and stood around sucking our teef, eh?