The Gabby Goat Gazette

It's a wilderness out there.

Gabby Goat and his herd have a way of munching through the madness -- a bonefide alternative to butting your head against the nearest tree -- be it politics, 5:00 traffic or things that make you just wanna paw the ground and snort.

And for most every excuse or 25-cent word some jerk jerkles, Gabby will likely come up with an goatard, i.e., a goat word, to fit the occasion.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Crossing (out) CNN


What a poor excuse for what was once a respected American news service. Now CNN wants us to believe that posting a video of a terrorist hit squad shooting a US soldier is something Americans need to see. Over and over again.

Cutting edge journalism. Fairly obnoxious. Balanced on a razor's edge. You decide what to do with the remote.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Foley'd


.... As in Mark Foley'd: To be "outed" for political gain.

Example: Democrat operatives are "outing" alleged Republican closet-homosexuals while ignoring alleged Democrat homosexuals.

My gut feeling is that you can never have too many closets.

Mine are packed. Packed, I tell ya.

If any operative is clearing out closets near me, I'd like to know about it. I could sure use the extra space!!!!


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BDS Brigade!

We've joined the Bush Derangement Syndrome Brigade and so should you!



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